Not what you think.
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
3-2-05 8:14 pm
Ken: So, I woke up with fucking cum on my ass.
Me: Girl cum though, right?
Ken: No. Dan fucking jacked off on me while we were making out. I made out with Naomi by the way. I’m a vegan! I’m making a delicious tomato, avocado, salt and pepper sandwich!
Me: I’m never gonna stop eating meat!
Ken: You will though!
